Jack In The Box – not only a fast food restaurant, but a description of disgraced lobbyist, Jack Abramoff. Today he was elected to serve four more years in prison. Abramoff thanked the judge for the prison sentence as it will provide him more time to work on his chess set pieces, which he is carving out of Zest soap.
While some in prison find "God", others find solace in playing a game of chess or shanking their cellmate.
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