Bestsellers from 1989-1990, remembering some of the books, Part 1

Part 1 (in case I decide to write more later. I’m not linking or doing anything because on thing that slows my desire to blog is the linking and adding images. Maybe I will some other time)

The other day I happened across a list of NY Times Bestsellers from 1989. It was particular interest to me because that was the year I began working at a chain bookstore. Six years later I would leave that job, but not before running into, and often reading, many great books. Almost everything Thursday was like Christmas, opening the boxes from the publishers, and pulling out the new, untouched and unread books. Some we expected, but there was always an unknown paperback or hardcover that would look interesting and, later, gain a readership (the Warners’  edition of The Celestine Prophecy, anyone? The book by Marianne Williamson called A Woman’s Worth was one of, if not the first, books to fly off the shelf because of Oprah’s discussion about it.  The books below are a good representation of who populated the bestseller lists during the early 1990s. Stephen King, Danielle Steele, and Mary Higgins Clark were always on it.

At the store I worked at we stickered the bestsellers each week, which meant if a book fell off the list, we unstickered it. Yes, books costs too much, and our fearless company discounted the books at 40% off. If it climbed back onto the list, as often happened, we stickered it again.  You tend to learn many of the titles and authors that way, by handling stacks of the same book over and over. Some books stayed on the lists for months, some over a year (Oh the Places You’ll Go by Dr. Seuss is one example).

Finding this list again brought back a lot of memories: Continue reading

thoughts about important things, like stupid golfers and white house crashers (testing out this Windows Live blogger software)

So, Tiger Woods got slapped around, chased away, only to crash his car into a tree. It is none of our business, but if he was poor, and on an episode of Cops, we would feel like it is.  Domestic violence – man on woman, or woman on man – is a serious issue, no matter how many times you can bounce a golf ball on a wedge.

I don’t care so much, but it does seem extremely stupid (arrogant? no way. okay, maybe) of Tiger Woods to put off the police. Apparently, he has no legal obligation to talk to them, but it is a PR nightmare if he doesn’t. And it won’t help the rumors. Be like Tiger next time you run over a mailbox, and hit a tree and are found in and out of consciousness. I’m sure the police will respect your privacy and let you issue a statement rather than answer a few direct questions.

What else? I can’t believe how much coverage was given to that stupid couple that snuck into the President’s first state dinner. Yeah, they broke the rules and the Secret Service blew it, but all day long the news covers these two dopes as if they climbed the gates to the White House and raided the bar.  I think the press is obsessed with it because they didn’t think of it first.

that’s it – just posting to try this new software.

If I Were A Horrible Headline Writer…

if I were a horrible headline writer….

“ACORN Goes Nuts Over Videos!”

Raise Up Off these Nuts, Acorn Rep says”

Dude Who Married One-Legged Gold-Digger Releases Rock Band Video Game”

“Ex-Prez Says Peanut Butter Hates Chocolate”

slow night, but these came to mind so I thought I’d post ’em.

Uncovered! Partial transcript of Barack Obama’s birth delivery!

(so I was trolling the internet and discovered, through my ultra-sick computer skills, a document that appears to be an excerpt of a transcript of what occurred in the delivery room where Obama was born…)

AUGUST 4, 1961,Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital.:

NURSE: Push!
STANLEY (Obama’s mother): I am!
NURSE: I said push, you American woman, you!
STANLEY: I am pushing. I’m pushing my American baby out in this Hawaiin hospital!
BARACK, SR: Hurry up, or I’m gonna miss My Three Sons. That is an American show I love to watch.
NURSE: Push, lady!
STANLEY: I’m trying!
BARACK, SR: I’m calling the newspaper!
STANLEY: Wait! First fix that American flag we hung up over there on the wall.
BARACK, SR: Sure will! I am so glad my little baby is being born just 2 years after this great state joined the United States.
NURSE: Almost there. I can see the head. Looks American! It’s a boy! An American boy, born in Hawaii!
STANLEY: I want me some apple pie!!

(credit mark wiberg) – this is just a joke birthers, and anti-birthers. the real transcript is locked up in my trapper-keeper.

I can’t believe how little I post

Since I use Facebook account, I’ve gotten so lazy about actually writing unimportant stuff on this site. I need a project, something to document. Either a story/book, how-to….I’ll think of something. Here are some thoughts, probably stated better elsewhere:

1. The MSNBC show Lockup: Raw when run on a virtual loop on the weekends, does more harm than good, I bet. For a network that claims to be progressive/liberal, why it gets off showing criminals in prison over and over is beyond me. Usually featuring minorities or poor people, imprisoned for crimes, yes, the show reinforces stereotypes (in equal doses). When you run this kinda of programming, along with the constant “Murder in a Small Town” type stories, and then wonder why half of America is scared to go outside…I guess it’s cheaper than paying a few dope anchors to sit behind the desk all day. But why not re-run Biographies, old news footage (like they used to when they started).

2.  Kind of a joke: -Everyone is screaming over healthcare reform (pro or con) and the irony is nobody likes to go to the doctor. So, we want coverage, we just don’t want to use it and will wait until blood is oozing out our ears or “that bump” starts to grow an eyeball before seeking help. Guys could cut off their arms accidentally and hold off going to the doctors (“just a scratch”). So, bring on the healthcare reform, nobody’s gonna use it anyway!

3. Inglorious Basterds (movie) – interesting movie, a few major flaws (the font choice on some of the titles, Mike Meyers?) but I think I’m getting tired of having to know ‘everything’ about film to appreciate the experience that QT provides.  Oh, and horrible title/commercials – seems to shy away from the strongest part of the film (Col. Landa, and the two women characters).

4. I’m trying to read this cheesey book called Doomsday Key. I won’t link to it cuz it sucks. There is an art to writing fast-paced thrillers.

5. I was fortunate to buy a house this year and I have learned what I expected to learn: ABR – Always Be Repairing. This is done by some research, having good friends/family to help, and repeated trips to the hardware store.

can you tell i’m not into blogging? new house stuff

Since I haven’t posted here in ages, I guess I don’t really have to state that ‘blogging’ isn’t my thing, at least not at the moment.

But this post is to confirm that I have a wordpress account and I still own markwiberg.com, until I change my name.

News: it looks the comedy at the Grange Hall in SLO, CA is done. Too bad, but it’s tough to schedule comedians, no matter where.

I moved to Paso Robles – thank you to the mortgage meltdown for bringing home prices down. I may post soon about buying a house, moving in, cleaning up, etc….but it’s been done, right? Who wants to read about this Home Improvement-type crap?  All I know is that despite all the debate and articles on ‘renting versus buying’, buying/owning) a house adds a different element to one’s life – more responsibility? Tremendous debt? Maybe. But, when I was renting I had debt, so what’s the diff? And repsonsibility? I’ll take that over trying to get your full security deposit back. Anyway, if you’re renting, you still have the responsibility to manage one’s money for the future, so keeping on top of your investments is key. If you buy a house, you have similar responsibility, but in a more ‘present’ or real way – your investment is there, everyday, waiting for you to fix this, or paint that. You are never guaranteed a return, but you know you have a house, and property – actual land, like in that movie Far and Away, without the horse race and phony Irish accents – and except for a few cases (eminent domain or sink hole), that property will be around for years. Depending upon your location, that property may increase in value, for whatever reason. It may decrease in value, but for how long. There is only so much property to be had.

I’m no expert in real estate, finances (believe me, I’m not), but having had the good fortune to pick up a relative bargain in an expensive county, I think the odds are in my favor (unless an earthquake hits, then I’m screwed), and I think pro-rent articles are sometimes too dismissive of home-buying.  We are human. There is something to be said for having your own place. I’m not opposed to renting for sure – I am the least handyman person I know, so I dig being able to call the landlord and say ‘fix it!’. But, too late now for me.  This will be my main investment for now –  I’m too lax on keeping up with 401k/investing stuff. The fact that I call it ‘stuff’ tells you I am. And having rented rooms and apartments for the past 15 years, it’s a very cool feeling (and scary) to know that everything in the house and on the property is mine, good or bad. Besides, if it doesn’t go up in value, I’ll ask the government to cover the loss. j/k.

wiberg's new old house
Wiberg's new old house, built in 1918. Bought as a short sale - priced 30% lower than previous 2005 transaction. He's fortunate because there is a rental unit in back, which will help with the mortgage, and make him a Mr. Furley.