massachusetts

Boston Strong? More Like Boston Tip Strong! Pizza Guy versus Used Car Lot

~ Wiberg

This hit planet Earth this week:

A story about a bunch of used car sales lot employees acting like jerks toward a pizza delivery guy. Next, on Fucking Obvious News, the sky is blue!

Hey’s nice to see white and black people working together! Even if it is working together to be assholes!

Boston Tip Strong – Never Forget. 1.14.15  $42 and some change. Numbers that forever will change the life of some people I never met. I haven’t seen a pizza get this much attention since Walter White threw his on his roof.

embedding the video is not working at the moment, but here’s the link:

a video of people being people about pizza and tips

Here’s a ‘tip’ – if you are working in a profession where you rate just above child molestors, try not acting like a jerk.

Also, commonly known to most people is don’t fuck with people who make your food. I’m sure used car sales ‘workers’ know this, even the trash in this video.

#NOJUSTICENOPIZZA

Elizabeth Warren – Dances with Fools

~ Wiberg

Hey Hollywood, here’s an idea: Dances with Fools, a film detailing the extraordinary life of famed Native American, professor and Senate candidate, Elizabeth Warren.

She is 1/32 Cherokee, all of it easily spotted in her grandfathers high cheekbones. She is also a multimillionaire, part of the 1% she is so against. So do the math: the Cherokee part of her is part of the 99%.

What’s amusing is that this minor dust-up serves to remind her blue collar Dems that she has nothing in common with them – whether it’s being an ivory-tower Harvard prof, or Chief Crazy Horse of the Occupy Tribe.

Other campaign ideas she should avoid:

Red vs. Brown.

Warren Peace Pipe (get it? War and peace AND ‘peace pipe’)

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Note – the author of this post agrees its not that funny or clever but it is the first post being done from a tablet – a test, only a test.

Joe Kennedy – Don’t Kick A Ginger, Vote For One!

~ Wiberg

Joe Kennedy III announced today that he is running for Congress. While his family name is a help, he says being a ginger is going to cost him a few votes.

JK (left) says in his youtube announcement that BF (right) has "very large shoes" to be filled by the next representative elected. And pants, and shirt, and hat.

The cool thing about Joe Kennedy is that I can write j/k and it doesn’t mean Joe Kennedy, but it kinda does. “Just Kidding” should be the Kennedy Family’s slogan.  Besides two awful deaths (JFK and RFK) the only Kennedy Curse that I can see seems to be an idiot gene that runs dominant in the family.   Remember Caroline’s 2 hour candidacy? Um, of course you do.