Vladimir Putin Looks Into Soul of Tiger, Then Tranquilizes It

"Everybody, get out of the way. Now, let the tiger out of the box so I can shoot it!"
"Say Привет to my little friend!"

This weekend, Russian hero Vladimir Putin saved his beloved members of the media and tranquilized a tiger. He then took the tiger back to his hotel room, ordering room service later that night. Hmmm.