At the Republican National Convention, First Lady Laura Bush introduced to the world the latest in robotic science when she introduced the stylish Cindy McCain 3000. Outfitted in gold silk, the CM3K approached the podium, waving to the adoring crowd.
Fluent in only English and several Spanish words, the Cindy McCain 3000 robot has a 1TB hard-drive and 5 gb dual-processors, as well as audio and video processors allowing for basic communication and movement.
“I am very proud of my country,” and “Please welcome, John McCain” are two of 40,000 phrases programmed into the robot, which costs an estimated $23.5 million dollars. An ATM installed above the spleen allows CM3K owners to withdraw money in 10 different currencies, with no option for deposit.
The Cindy McCain 3000 promises to be an improvement over some of the earlier versions, including the original Cindy McCain98, which ran on Windows and was perceived as too severe.
UPDATE HERE on robot inspiration for CM3k.
MARK WIBERG 
Well, at least this robot wasn’t programed to say,”My husband is my babies Daddy.”
I like this idea; my own moniker for her after seeing this was “The Ice Queen.” I don’t know if you watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles, but the new character introduced last night (redhead in a blue suit) is oddly reminiscent of this look (the high collar, anyway).