Hi Internet citizens,
If you read a comment or article that you appreciate and agree with, whether it’s on reddit.com or Facebook or cnn.com, or your local pay-site newspaper, you do not need to start your comment posting with the very short sentence “This.”
I define the usage of the “This.” sentence as implying that you agree wholeheartedly with the article/comment you’ve just read, so much so that you say “This.” as though what was written was precisely what you would have written if you weren’t so dumb or chicken. Kinda like a version of “ditto” meaning exact copy – you agree exactly with whatever idea/sentiment is being expressed.
Why avoid the “This” sentence? Several reasons:
1. “This.” Whoa, slow down there, Tom Clancy. Don’t write too much. So, what gives, wordsmith? This what? If what was written was precisely what you think should have been expressed, then why clutter up the comments with a one word response. Stay off the comments, you one-word ogre. Save the space for the real psychos who turn every message board into a referendum on politics.
2. “This.” followed by your own ideas, tells me that while you think the original poster/commenter has written so perfectly you had to write “this”, you still felt the need to add your own thoughts. So, really, the writer didn’t cover all pertinent facts or opinions, huh? Just had to keep typing, didn’t you? So, next time, don’t write “This.” Just write your own thoughts, even if they are similar or more poorly phrased.
3. Sometimes when I read a “This.” I think “oh man, I wonder if they’ve been murdered while at their keyboard. Or maybe they had a heart attack just as they started typing. Maybe they were going to write “This man is in my house with a chainsaw” but the unexpectedly jean shorts wearing chainsaw guy got to them sooner than they expected. “This.” could be a cry for help.
4. “This.” will eventually lead to “That.” And nobody wants that to lead to this happening. Some smartass is going to start it, I just know it.
So, lesson learned, internet? Knock it off with the “This.” sentence.