So Pakistan took top prize for most sex-related google searches. How does one say ‘ me so horny’ in whatever language the Pakistanis speak. (I’m American, so I don’t know and don’t want to open another browser tab to see what language they speak.)
The more important question is, who ranks 2nd? Or Third? Step up other countries.
I like this article from CNN about applying duct tape to the phone to fix the signal strength issue. Apple is gonna look foolish if they don’t issue a correction to the identified problem.
Note, Apple wishes the duct tape would be applied like so:
The above image come from the Daily Mail’s site (dailymail.co.uk), relating the story about an American courtroom defendant who wouldn’t shut up.
The funny thing about the spy swap story, is the irony.
The officials state they wanted to pick up all the suspects because, among many reasons, was the fact that one of the suspects was scheduled to fly to Russia. U.S. officials feared he would not return to U.S. and instead remain in Russia if their intelligence operatives realized he was compromised.
So, we arrest this guy before he flies off to Russia so that we can...fly him to Russia a week later.
It’s like that Mitch Hedberg joke: “…They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.”
The old Black Panther party had better speakers. But whatever they lack in speechifyin’, the New Black Panther Party sure is stylish! Nice uniform, Captain Stubing. When does the boat leave? I didn’t know Scientology had a Black Panther division! You look like you raided the costumes from Hunt For Red October. Periscope up, man!
Hey, Long John Silvers called, and they want to remind you the uniform has to be returned by tomorrow.
How come nobody in this video has matching uniforms? Did each go to their parent’s closet and get whatever black clothing they could find.
And the microphone? Orange – what karaoke bar did they steal this mic from? Nothing says ‘serious leader’ like talking into a mic that looks like Elmo’s nose. Why not just wire-attach it to your arm and hop around and be done with it.
So, New Black Party Panther – get it together. You want to intimidate and call people crackers, be my guest, but get your ass to a Men’s Wearhouse, get everyone measured and get proper jackets. Second, go buy some more ball0ons. A clown needs his balloons.
Forget the 10 for 4 spy swap – let’s keep Anna Chapman, and lose Valerie Plame (and her dopey husband). It’s a classic TMZ “Who’d You Rather?”
Okay, we’ve got the pieces in place now. Ms. Anna Amanda “What a Country” Chapman is headed to Russia, and word is she will be swapped back into the U.S. under the Wife Swap television show. In just a matter of months, she’ll be giving orders to some disgruntled fat farmer husband and his two brats.
If AZ passed a law declaring all illegal immigrants to be foreign agents (spies), could they offer a prisoner swap with other countries? Where is Tom Clancy when you need him to explain all this? Is he back to selling insurance? Why are we only getting 4 prisoners for 10 spies? Is that the exchange rate now? What is it to China? North Korea?
The real question is why the rush? Did they want to get these people out of the country in time to watch the World Cup finals? Lindsay Lohan’s hearing on Wednesday took longer than processing these 10 spies. With ten of these spies, certainly there’s more out there and so I offer the tv pitch: “So You Think You Can Spy!”
MARK WIBERG 