Following on the heels of expert analysis of DailyKos diarist, iDontGetOutMuch&2000wasStolen, on the Sarah Palin / baby scandal, it can now be revealed that Barack Obama’s real mother is his grandmother. Yikes!

Don LaFontaine, who did the voice-over work for many movie previews, died Monday. Rumors he voiced the trailer for the Oliver Stone pic “W” are not yet made up. But let’s say he did, and if he did, it might start off like this:
In a world where one person can make a difference in the lives of many, one person did. Only, everybody on the planet didn’t want him to make a difference…

RIP “In A World” guy.
I’ve been heavily blogging all my little joke posts this past week and having a blast. Thanks for visiting.
Here’s some of the more popular posts from the past few days:
The Cradle of Love post – this silly one hit a nerve – is possible VP Sarah Palin the hottie in the Billy Idol music video Cradle of Love? Uh, no. Damn!
Joe Biden – changed man. A quick photoshop joke.
And here are some posts that were comparatively overlooked (probably because there were not many pictures):
My summaries of the DNC speeches.
Obama, Biden, and Bill Clinton, and Hillary.
I’ll keep up with the Republican convention this week, as well, so please return!
This past weekend, First Lady Laura Bush denied her possible successor’s request to have her wrist’s cast signed. It was earlier this summer that Cindy McCain broke her wrist in the Bronze Medal Round of the Beijing Olympics in the Shot Put competition.

“Ask me all you want why I won’t sign it!” Mrs. Bush said later at a press conference, clearly irritated with reporters. “Ask it again, and I’ll come over there and kick your ass! I ain’t signing!”
Today’s big news that really matters to the world:
No plans for Andrew Young, Founding Director of the John Edwards Orphanage, to have any part in raising the child. Oooh, burn!
SECOND THOUGHT: Maybe moose hot dogs are an aphrodisiac?
