Following on the heels of expert analysis of DailyKos diarist, iDontGetOutMuch&2000wasStolen, on the Sarah Palin / baby scandal, it can now be revealed that Barack Obama’s real mother is his grandmother. Yikes!
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Posted on September 2, 2008 …
Laura Bush Unveils new 3000 model of Cindy McCain robot
At the Republican National Convention, First Lady Laura Bush introduced to the world the latest in robotic science when she introduced the stylish Cindy McCain 3000. Outfitted in gold silk, the CM3K approached the podium, waving to the adoring crowd.
Laura Bush guides the Cindy McCain 3000 robot to the podium
Fluent in only English and several Spanish words, the Cindy McCain 3000 robot has a 1TB hard-drive and 5 gb dual-processors, as well as audio and video processors allowing for basic communication and movement.
“I am very proud of my country,” and “Please welcome, John McCain” are two of 40,000 phrases programmed into the robot, which costs an estimated $23.5 million dollars. An ATM installed above the spleen allows CM3K owners to withdraw money in 10 different currencies, with no option for deposit.
The Cindy McCain 3000 promises to be an improvement over some of the earlier versions, including the original Cindy McCain98, which ran on Windows and was perceived as too severe.
Released in 1998, the Cindy McCain98 robot failed to meet expectations
UPDATE HERE on robot inspiration for CM3k.
Movie Trailer Voice – “In A World” – leaves World
Don LaFontaine, who did the voice-over work for many movie previews, died Monday. Rumors he voiced the trailer for the Oliver Stone pic “W” are not yet made up. But let’s say he did, and if he did, it might start off like this:
In a world where one person can make a difference in the lives of many, one person did. Only, everybody on the planet didn’t want him to make a difference…
In A Store In A World
RIP “In A World” guy.
Vladimir Putin Looks Into Soul of Tiger, Then Tranquilizes It
"Say Привет to my little friend!"
This weekend, Russian hero Vladimir Putin saved his beloved members of the media and tranquilized a tiger. He then took the tiger back to his hotel room, ordering room service later that night. Hmmm.
Wasilla, AK Mayor Dianne Keller to follow Sarah Palin – aims for the White House!
Sept 2, 2008. Wasilla, AK (MW):
Current mayor of Wasilla, Dianne Keller, has today announced her intention to run for Vice president of the United States in 2016. In her statement, she said she has “totally big plans and stuff” for when she occupies the Vice Presidency.
Mayor Dianne Keller and future Vice Presidential candidate
With all the attention former Mayor Sarah Palin has received as John McCain’s pick for vice president, Mayor Keller has been able to quietly form a committee designed to get her into the White House in 2016. She has 12 years of city council and mayorship experience and so is currently more qualified than either Sarah Palin or presidential hopeful Barack Obama, according to local Alaskans.
Although it is 2008, Diane Keller is a politician who prefers to remember the past – keeping the 2006 Mission and Goals statement on the website as of today.
“The past is where it’s at,” Keller said. “That is why, like, when I am elected Vice President in 2016, I’m going to make sure that everything is done like it was two years prior. That we freeze time for two years.”
Keller describes her self as a radical independent. “I will totally vote or not vote for someone, and I don’t care what any of them down at Chepo’s say.”
A private person, Keller says she has already been vetted by none other than former Senator Fred Thompson. “Yeah, he called me and said in 8 years he will be ancient enough to run for the presidency and he would consider me for vice presidency but that I gotta clear up some bills I have at the Fred Meyer’s.”
VP choice Sarah Palin hits trifecta of ILFs!
First she was a MILF. Then John McCain turned her into VPILF. And now with yesterday’s news, she’s a GILF.
Palin, as photoshopped by kodiakkonfidential.blogspot.com in 2007.
To quote one famous musician, Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords: “She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.”
