This Timothy Geithner (Timmy!) is a great money-man.  You can read all about it in his unpublished book:

Pay Shmay – An American’s Guide To Taxes.

In case you don’t know who Timothy Geithner is, he is one of the two below.  One knows his name and the other one uses off-the-shelf software to cheat on his taxes.

Lesson learned – If you can’t pay the IRS, get a job with them. And if you can beat them, well, run the IRS.