Here’s the (unofficial) lyrics of the song performed by Zoeey Deschanel, You Forgot About Valentine’s Day, on Saturday Night Live (February 11, 2012)

Zooey:

This song’s for all the ladies out there. It’s about the moment where your fella comes throught he door on Valentine’s and you see that look in his eye…you know the one I mean…

It’s February

The day’s 14^th

But from the look on your face

You don’t know what that means

Don’t even try it, don’t try to deny it

You forgot it was Valentines’ day

 

You tried to scramble and whip something up

But your balloons say Happy Birthday your card says Mazel tov

There’s no mistaking

Don’t bother faking

You forgot it was Valentine’s Day

 

I bought you a sweater and baked you some cupcakes

And put on some nice lingerie

You gave me your iPod and the cash in your pockets

And a USA Today

(and it wasn’t even from today it was from an old hotel)

 

You said you made plans

But it didn’t seem right

When we went to Olive Garden at 11:15 at night

Your reserveration should be in quotations

You forgot about Valentines day

 

I know I’m angry

But later I’ll be fine

You’re just a moron

But at least your mine

And you can bet I’ll never let you forget

When you forgot about Valentine’s Day.

A few years ago I transcribed another SNL song and that is regularly visited, so we’ll see how many visit this one!